Thursday, September 25, 2008

The President Addresses The Nation




Not pictured: John McCain, who has missed 412 of the last 643 Senate votes, including all but one since March, but suddenly decides that he's the only one who can save the country. Who does he think he is, Tom Cruise?

Thursday, September 18, 2008

RIP

Not to turn this blog into just a bunch of clips from Youtube, but in memory of Norman Whitfield, here's a great tribute to Motown (sort-of), and one of my favorite songs of all time, "Levi Stubbs' Tears" by Billy Bragg:




And in memory of Richard Wright:

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Tina Fey FTW!

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Real Estate tip

Here's a tip if you're considering buying a condo in Chicago from Absolute Builders.

1) Take all your money and put it in a big pile.

2) Cover it in gasoline, kerosene, jet fuel, or another flammable liquid.

3) Toss a match.

4) Keep renting.



FUCK Absolute Builders. They should rename themselves "Absolute Pile-of-Shit Douchebag Hellhole Vendors"

We could pick any two random people off the street (conscious or otherwise) and they'd do a better job of fixing our roof than these assclowns. "Oh, we'll fix it right away!" BULLSHIT. Don't ever buy from these assholes.

Sorry, had to vent.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

Brief political thought

Sorry, I almost never post about politics here, but I felt like I needed to say something:


To the people who claim that John McCain's VP pick's teenage daughter's pregnancy is nobody's business, I pose the following question:

What, exactly, will it take you to see that abstinence-only education doesn't work? How blind can you possibly be that you're backing a policy that's so completely irrational that you can't even get it to work IN YOUR OWN HOME?



We return you now to your regularly-scheduled blog silence.
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