Real Estate tip

Here's a tip if you're considering buying a condo in Chicago from Absolute Builders.

1) Take all your money and put it in a big pile.

2) Cover it in gasoline, kerosene, jet fuel, or another flammable liquid.

3) Toss a match.

4) Keep renting.



FUCK Absolute Builders. They should rename themselves "Absolute Pile-of-Shit Douchebag Hellhole Vendors"

We could pick any two random people off the street (conscious or otherwise) and they'd do a better job of fixing our roof than these assclowns. "Oh, we'll fix it right away!" BULLSHIT. Don't ever buy from these assholes.

Sorry, had to vent.